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littlebinki:

This is just adorable.

starlightlady:

there is a reason I’m single and it’s called my face

kenway:

i’m sorry i didn’t realize we still live in the stone ages

But you’re in Ecuador, Kevin
The Strokes, 2014 (via juliancasablancasruinedmylife)

ladies-and-tattoos:

can’t decide if I want a tattoo sleeve or a career

squiter-bites:

got-street-savoir-faire:

So we took some pictures of my new kitty and our old cat

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sir

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young sir 

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please sir

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i would be quite grateful if you

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please young sir

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please stop

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i didnt sign up for this

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sir

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help me

GOD I LOVE CATS

A Simplified Guide To The Sexualities
Homosexual: sexual attraction to houses and other building like structures.

Heterosexual: an undying lust for Macklemore.

Asexual: attraction to any and all things beginning with the letter A.

Pansexual: a desire for pots, pans, and other kitchen utensils.

Polysexual: sexual attraction to polygons.

Bisexual: Attraction to the 9th century Chinese army officer Bi Shiduo.

Demisexual: Never ending love of demi lovato